Ned is an old man who works at the front desk of the Stern Boarding School. He seems to be Eva's only friend there and appears only in A Fresh Start.
Ned is asleep at the desk when Eva comes asking for a package from her dad. He gives her the package, but it is not from her father; instead it is a part she ordered months ago for her rocket-seat. Eva is thrilled and tells Ned "If you weren't so old and ugly, I could kiss you!" As she runs off, Ned smiles and mutters to himself, "If I were fifty years younger..."